【英文原文】
Pretend Doctor——假医生
For several years, my job was to answer all viewer phone calls and mail concerning the daytime television soap operas our company produced. One day a woman called wanting medical advice from an actor who portrayed a doctor on one of our shows. I explained that the man wasn't a real doctor and couldn't help her.
After a moment of shocked silence, the woman replied indignantly, "Well, no wonder it takes his patients months to recover!"