2008-01-31 所属栏目:英语故事

　　At 2 a. m, Mrs. Culkin was convinced that she had heard a prowler in the living, room. "Tiptoe down-stairs," she told her husband. "Don' t turn on the lights. Sneak up him before he knows what's h

2008-01-31 所属栏目:英语故事

　　Two Russian hunters meet. "I shot a gigantic bear yesterday," says Ivan. "Look at the hide!" 　　"How do you find such huge bears?" Sergei asks. 　　"Easy," says Ivan. "You stand in front of a cav

2008-01-31 所属栏目:英语故事

　　The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. "My son is a monsignor," said the first proud woman. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Monsignor'." 　　The secon

2008-01-31 所属栏目:英语故事

　　A man took a pair of shoes to a shoe repair shop and said to the shoemaker, "I'd like you to repair these shoes for me, please." 　　"Certainly, sir," the shoemaker said. 　　"When will they be re

2008-01-30 所属栏目:英语故事

　　While eating in a restaurant, I reprimanded my four-year-old son for speaking with his mouth full . "Mump umn Kmpfhm," was all I heard. 　　"Drew," I scolded, "no one can understand a word you're

2008-01-30 所属栏目:英语故事

　　Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table when I hinted, "

2008-01-30 所属栏目:英语故事

　　"Daddy, can I learn to play the violin?" young Sarah asked her father. She was always asking for things and her father was not very pleased. 　　"You cost me a lot of money, Sarah," he said. "Firs

2008-01-30 所属栏目:英语故事

　　A tourist was visiting New Mexico and was amazed at the dinosaur bones lying about. 　　"How old are these bones?" the tourist asked an elderly Native American, who served as a guide. 　　"Exa

2008-01-30 所属栏目:英语故事

　　A short young man was running behind a bus which was full of passengers. But the bus still ran at a great speed. 　　"Stop, stop, " a passenger looked out of the window, and shouted at the young m

2008-01-30 所属栏目:英语故事

　　When Jack bowed to someone, he always did it at lightening speed. You shouldn't wait any longer after he has had his head nod. So he was blamed for no manners. Then some warmhearted men taught him

2008-01-30 所属栏目:英语故事

　　A mother is very good at using every chance to educate his son, who was only three years old. One day, she took a plug and said to her son, " Look, there are two pieces of copper, so it must be pl

2008-01-30 所属栏目:英语故事

　　Once there was a blind. One day when he was walking, he stepped the head of the dog who was sleeping. The dog barked for a while. The blind man went on for miles, this time he stepped the other do

2008-01-30 所属栏目:英语故事

　　Deciding to do some back-yard landscaping, my father-in-law went to the brickyard to buy quantity of brick. When he asked the salesclerk about the cost, the man replied. "The more you buy, the che

2008-01-30 所属栏目:英语故事

　　Our physics professor was struggling to draw the class into discussion of Archimede's principle of water displacement. He told us that Archimede noticed that when he got into a pool at the public

2008-01-30 所属栏目:英语故事

　　The girl found the go-between and said, "You cheated me ! One of his eyes is not true. Why didn't you tell me this before ?" 　　"I have told you. " said the go-between with justice on his side, W

2008-01-30 所属栏目:英语故事

　　Once upon a time, there lived a rich man, but he didn't know any words. 　　One day, one of his friends wanted to borrow an ox from him, so he wrote a note and asked his servant to take it to this

2008-01-30 所属栏目:英语故事

　　A husband said to his wife, " Why did God create women to be beautiful but foolish?" 　　"Well," his wife answered at once." The reason is very simple. God made us beautiful so men would love us;

2008-01-30 所属栏目:英语故事

　　Alan worked in an office in the city. He worked very hard and really looked forward to his holidays. 　　He usually went to the seaside, but one year he saw an ad in a newspaper "Enjoy country lif

2008-01-30 所属栏目:英语故事

　　A boy cried to his mother, "All the children make fun of me. They say I have a big head." 　　"Don't listen to them," his mother said, "You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the sto

2008-01-30 所属栏目:英语故事

　　Harry saw an ad in a window. It said: "Wanted. The Best Sales- man in the World. Top Pay." 　　" I' m a great salesman." Harry told himself." I can sell anything. I'll go in and ask for that job."

2008-01-30 所属栏目:英语故事

　　Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: 1, You and She. The teacher taught him how to make sentences with those words. The teacher said," I, I am your teacher;

2008-01-30 所属栏目:英语故事

　　One day, John was back home after work. He found that his wife was shaking their daughter who was only half a year old. She said "Da-Dy" to the baby many times. John felt very happy because he tho

2008-01-30 所属栏目:英语故事

　　Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middle was reading a newspaper; the others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks, cast lines and reeled in their catch. 　　A

2008-01-30 所属栏目:英语故事

　　The husband complained that his wife always cooked the same dish. 　　One day, the husband got home and asked his wife, "My dear, what will we eat today?" 　　The wife said, "You may select the di

2008-01-29 所属栏目:英语故事

　　A friend of mine noticed a man staggering about in the Times Square subway station. A well-dressed Wall Street type, his coat was unbuttoned, a briefcase dangled from his hand and he'd obviously h