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男性英语 Men's English

Source:     2007-11-03  我要投稿   论坛   Favorite  
  你真的听懂了对方在说什么吗?有些时候潜台词和字面的意思正相反……

  I'm hungry = I'm hungry.

  I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy.

  I'm tired = I'm tired.

  Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.

  Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.

  Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.

  May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.

  Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!

  You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you.

  What's wrong? = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this.

  What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?

  What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.

  I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?

  I love you = Let's have sex now.

  I love you, too = Okay, I said it, we'd better have sex now!

  Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before.

  Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = $50 and it doesn't look that much different!

  Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep.

person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.

  Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.

  (while shopping) I like that one better = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!

  I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together = I am gay.
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