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Source: 恒星英语学习网  snow  2007-04-21  我要投稿   论坛   Favorite  
Do remember not to smoke
A much worried patient walked into doctor's office asking for help:
"Doctor, I don't know what to do. I accidentally drank a bottle of gasoline yesterday!"
"Oh,...Don't worry! All you have to remember is not to smoke in the next few days!"

千万记得别抽烟
候诊室里坐着一位忧心忡忡的病人,当医生传唤他时,
他满面愁容的说:「医生,怎么办?我昨天误喝下一瓶汽油!」
医生回答他說:「喔..没关系啦!记得这几天不要抽烟!」

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