The Wrong Kind of Doctor
(Originally in English)
There was a lady who went to see a doctor, and the doctor said,
"Sit down, Ma'am. What's the matter with you? Can you tell me
what's wrong?" And then the lady snapped and said, "This is for
you to find out, you know?" The doctor said, "All right! I'm
going to call my friend who is a vet, he's the only doctor I know
who can make a diagnosis without having to ask questions."
找错医师
一位女士去看病，医生说：「请坐，夫人，你有什么问题？
可以告诉我哪里不舒服吗？」那位女士厉声说道：「这应该是
由你来告诉我的呀！」医生说：「好吧！那我得打电话叫我的
兽医朋友来，他是我所知道的唯一可以不问问题就能诊断病情
的医生。」