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A bar owner locked up his place at 2 A.M. and went home tosleep. After he had been in bed only a few minutes, the phone rang. “What time do you open in the morning?” anobviously inebriated man inquired. The owner was so furiousthat he slammed down the receiver and went back to sleep.But a few minutes later, there was another call, and he heard the same voice asking the same question. Said the bar owner, “Listen, I wouldn’t let a person in your condition come in the door!” But the person at the other end said, “No! I don’t want in; I want out!”
等不及你开店有一个酒吧的老板在清晨二点锁上店门，然后回家睡觉。
他才刚上床几分钟，电话铃声便响起，「你们早上几点
开店？」一个男人以明显带着醉意的声音问道。这位老
板十分生气，用力挂上话筒回去睡觉。但是几分钟后，
电话铃声再度响起，他听到同样的声音问相同的问题。
这位老板说：「听好，我不会让一个像你这样的人进来。」
但是电话另一头的人说：「不！我不是要进来，我是要出去！」
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