Making It Heavier
(Originally in English)
A new clerk was sent to the post office by his boss
to mail a big envelope. When he reached the window,
the woman behind the counter put the envelope on
the scales, weighed it and said, "This is too heavy.
You don't have enough stamps on the envelope.
You need more stamps."
The clerk scolded and screamed at her:
"You idiot, that will make it heavier, won't it?"
更重了！
一位新职员依照老板的指示到邮局寄一封大信件，当他来到
服务的窗口，里面的女职员把那封信放在秤上量量看有多重，
然后告诉他：「这封信超重了，邮资不足，你还需要多贴一些邮票！」
那位新职员听了后，就大声责骂说：
「你这白痴，那样不是让信更重了吗？」