B: Gross! What are you doing to yourself?
A: Chill! I'm just curling my eyelashes.
B: It looks like some kind of primitive form of torture.
A: You're such a wimp! You're afraid of an eyelash curler.
B: Well, you might pinch your eyelid! Or lose an eyeball!
A: It just makes my eyelashes curl upwards.
B: What for?
A: More sales!
