（Mary and her boyfriend Joe are chatting online）
Mary: I have something really cool to tell you about! Do you know anything about online auctions?
Joe: Not really.
Mary: They're awesome! I was browsing through the eBay auction today, and I found the cutest fat little copper Buddha! It's over a hundred years old.
Joe: Please don't tell me you bought it.
Mary: Why not?
Joe: If you did, you probably got ripped off.
