Billy: That's because you're too busy shopping.
Jennifer: You got me there. So let me see him...he looks like a little Eskimo.
Billy: Would an Eskimo wear a bright orange parka? I don't think so.
Jennifer: What's this on his back?
Billy: It's a cell phone holder. See, it's got a shoulder strap.
Jennifer: You can keep your cell phone warm! How sweet! But why are his eyes so big?
Billy: All the better to glare at you with!
