Jennifer: I know. But this year I want to get him an interesting tie. Like this one.
Billy: That's not exactly a conversation piece. It's so plain.
Jennifer: It's perfect! It's a Dilbert tie!
Billy: The diagonal black and red stripes are really conservative though...
Jennifer: But watch this...it bends upwards, just like Dilbert's tie. There's a wire inside.
Billy: A fly-away tie! What a riot!
