Jennifer: What's that hunk of steel you're carrying?
Billy: It's my kickboard.
Jennifer: You'll drown if you think that's a kickboard.
Billy: Jen, get with the show, OK? This is the latest mode of transportation.
Jennifer: OK, so you've graduated from your tricycle and moved onto the kickboard...
Billy: Nice joke, Jen, but not every kickboard has three wheels. Some only have two wheels.
