Garfield: And now! The great Odini shall escape from the watery chamber of death.
Garfield: Rats! I woke up. I swear this happens to me every day!
Garfield: It's another “hurts-to-move” morning.
Garfield: I'd say my eyelids weigh about 38 pounds... each.
Jon: Garfield! Time to get up!
Garfield: Garfield's gone! The hogs ate him!
Jon: Rise and shine, fella!
Garfield: Check my neck, bozo. I have no vital signs.
Jon: You spend too much time in bed.
Garfield: That's only one man's opinion.