1. The Valentine’s Day Proposal
情人节求婚
Isn’t there enough going on with women carrying around carnations and adult men dressed as giant baby cupids? There’s no need to add to the corniness of the holiday by throwing in a wedding proposal. The only exception to this cliche proposal is if you forget to get a gift and need to think of something in a hurry.
拜托，情人节的大街上抱着康乃馨的女人和穿成巨婴丘比特的成年男人还少吗？没必要再老土到在这天提出求婚。不过这种老土的求婚戏码也可以有例外：要是你忘了买情人节礼物得马上想出点什么惊喜的话。