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Source: 恒星英语学习网  snow  2007-09-25  我要投稿   论坛   Favorite  
No One Is the Oldest! 
(originally in English)
A bunch of women who lived in the same apartment went to
court to file suit against each other for making trouble, and
they all began talking at the same time. So the judge said,
"I can't hear all of you at once. I want to hear from one
person only. Whoever is the oldest one among you, please
speak first." And there was absolute silence in the courtroom.
So the case was dismissed because of a lack of testimony.
女人的禁忌  
一群女人住在同一栋公寓,因为彼此发生纠纷,就上法庭互相控告对方。
这群女人同时一起喋喋不休,所以法官对她们说:「 们那么多人一起
说话,我听不清楚, 们一个一个来,谁年纪最大可以先说。」一时现场
鸦雀无声。结果因为没有证词,这件案子就被驳回了!

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