4. The Funeral Proposal
葬礼上的求婚
Going to a funeral naturally makes you freak out about your future. You’re wondering if you’ve done anything worthwhile with your life besides that 9 minute keg stand junior year of college. But your mid-life crisis is no reason to reach out to last week’s one-night stand and ask them to marry you. Instead of putting yourself on the fast track for a divorce, ask out the hottest girl at the funeral, and pray like hell you’re not related.
参加葬礼一般都会让你对未来感到崩溃。你会反思人生，觉得自己除了在大三的时候玩游戏外，人生再也没啥有价值的事情了。不过中年危机并不能成为你的借口，让你向上周跟你一夜情的姑娘伸出魔掌让她们嫁给你。别自己搭上闪电离婚的快车，不如邀请葬礼上身材最火辣的姑娘跟你约会吧，而且最好祈祷你们没啥关系。